Meg White is marrying Patti Smith’s son Jackson Smith! I think that’s a rad match-up. I wonder what it would be like to have Patti Smith as your mother in law. Let me guess…The shit?!?! Yeah, that’s right, it would be the shit. His father is Fred “Sonic” Smith of the MC5.

They’re getting married in Nashville to avoid the circus of Detroit. What, are they concerned about Eminem crashing the reception? Or the washed-out Chrysler execs??